“ As it stands, every single white person on earth either owns, has owned, or is dreaming about owning a Vespa Scooter. And why not? They are Italian, feature vintage design, low emissions, make the rider look more sophisticated, and they carry a little bit of risk. In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income, a Vespa scooter would possesses every important quality that a white person looks for in a spouse.
Empty Sky Witness
Who knew the "real world" would be so mind-boggling. Like a release valve on your mind, sometimes you need a space to burn off a little of the clutter. And this is it. No promises. No excuses. No idea.
June 2, 2009
